In Your Face Fabric Lady! (Part I - Pennant Bunting)

Welcome back! Thanks for showing up to watch me cream that Fabric Lady from Jo-Ann Fabric with my awesome crafting skills. In case you just tuned in, I mentioned in my last post, Fabric, Glue and Macaroni, that the woman who cuts fabric at a JoAnn Fabric told me that she never (nor knows of anyone who does) tries any of the pins that she finds on Pinterest. So, I am devoting a series of blog posts to show you all that I don't just go and buy materials for crafts and then never follow through like Fabric Lady, which is what she shall be called henceforth because Lame-and-Lazy-Not-Creative-Unwilling-to-Use-All-the-Resources-that-are-at-her-Fingertips-at-Jo-Ann Fabric Lady just seemed a bit too superfluous.

Anywho, Zachary's first birthday is the end of May and I have decided to do a nautical theme which I thought would complement the nautical baby shower my mom and sisters threw for me when I had the bun in the oven. I wanted to make some decorations for the party that could be used again either in Zachary's room, which is also decorated in nautical decor, or as a part of seasonal decorations for the house. I thought I would start with a really sweet fabric pennant bunting project. While at Jo-Ann Fabric, I chose three different fabrics that I thought would look cute together, then I brought them to the Fabric Lady to cut while she openly challenged me to a craft-off (that last part might have only been in my head).

When I got home, I made a template out of cardboard to be the size that I wanted my pennants (which is really just a fancy word for 'triangle') to be for this project. (Side Note: Don't throw away cereal boxes when you are finished with the yummy goodness inside. Cereal boxes make great templates because the cardboard is thick enough to use as a guide but not too thick to cut. Plus Mother Earth will thank you for reusing a resource.) I always flirt with the idea of not doing this next step because I hate it, but I ironed my fabric so the wrinkles from the bolt of fabric wouldn't hinder the cut. I always tell myself to not be so lazy and just iron the darn material, but something about it is just too hard. Next, I used a rotary cutter because it was faster, but if you are following along at home and don't have one, go old school and use scissors. I would like to take the time to mention though, that I have gotten oh so much use out of my rotary cutter and if you are on the fence about getting one, allow me to push you off in the direction of YES!

I love my rotary cutter!

Now, here is where I am going to be brutally honest with you even though it makes me look a little like a boob. I had planned on sewing a straight line all around the edges of the pennants to keep them from fraying; however, I was having a heck of a time making the stitch look nice. It seemed to pull the fabric funny, no matter how much I adjusted the tension on the sewing machine or on the bobbin. Then being the perfectionist I am, if the stitch wasn't absolutely straight, it drove me crazy. Enough was enough; I got out my trusty seam ripper and decided against the stitches. I think the problem was that I only had a one-sided pennant, so I was only sewing through one piece of fabric - I could be totally wrong about that. I would like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to the seam ripper. Seam Rippers are the best tool for sewing. My mom gave me some advice that I always think about when I sew. One time I was whining to her about not being able to sew something and she told me as long as I had a seam ripper, I could do it. Meaning, you're going to make mistakes - and that is totally okay! Just rip out the seam and start again. (Cue the Full House, "we have fixed all of life's problems" music.)

Going rogue was freeing and I thought that if the fabric did fray, it would look cool, so I decided to jump right to the fun part, pinking. If you haven't heard of pinking shears, they are scissors that leave a zig-zag pattern instead of a straight edge and they are super fun. I had debated buying these fabulous shears because they were in the twenty five dollar range at Jo-Ann Fabric, but then I found a great pair at Michaels for about twelve bucks! Win! I carefully "pinked" around the two longest sides of each of the pennants I cut, leaving the top "un-pinked". That part will get hidden but if you are having a blast with your pinking shears and want to keep going, then don't let me stop you! 

All pinked and ready to go!

Next, I bought double fold bias tape which you can find near the zippers, thread and ric-rac at your fabric store. This kind of bias tape made the next part super easy because there was no folding, ironing or subsequent migraines and/or temper tantrums involved. I slid the top part of the pennant between the folds of the bias tape and then folded the top part of the bias tape down. I pinned each side of the pennant so it would stay snug inside the bias tape. When I went to insert the next pennant into the fold of the bias tape, I made sure that the corners of each pennant where just barely touching. That way, I knew that I would have a uniform look when the bunting was complete. Remember the perfectionist I mentioned earlier? She would hate to look at pennants that were not equidistant.

I even took a picture of the bias tape for you. You're welcome!

All the pennants are pinned and ready to be sewn.

After I pinned all the pennants to the bias tape, I was ready to sew. This was really easy. All I did was sew a straight line. Anyone can do that. Even if you have never used a sewing machine before, you can do it and if you think you can't - just keep your seam ripper in view. I put the presser foot on the edge of the bias tape, closest to the pennants because I wanted to make sure that the thread would be going through all the material. When I finished, I measured the extra bias tape on each end and cut it so the length would be the same on both sides. I sewed down the raw edge so there would be a loop on each end since I am not sure yet how I want to hang this.

The presser foot is right on the edge of the bias tape.

Sewing up the loops on the end.

 After that, I was shocked to realize that I was finished with my project. I was finished before I knew it! I thought the best way to celebrate would be to hang up my work of art, take a few photos of it and revel in my greatness since I won the first of many craft battles against Fabric Lady.

Ta-Da!!

Super cute and super easy!

Pam 1, Fabric Lady 0 . . . . . . . . . . . . Boo-yah!

Fabric, Glue and Macaroni

When I was in kindergarten, I made the most fabulous craft. It is probably my favorite work of art, which is really a shame and somewhat sad that I am openly admitting that I "craft-peaked" at the age of five but this piece was really the cat's meow. It has all the characteristics needed to make a glorious craft; pasta, metallic paint, Christmas-themed, picture of a sweaty kindergartener (our school didn't have air conditioning so when we took our school pictures in the fall, everybody's hair had a matted down, wet look thanks to the perspiration.)

The craft was to make an ornament to give to our families for Christmas. (Schools weren't politically correct way back in the late 80's, so we openly celebrated Christmas in school. Gasp!) We were given a wooden, circular disc and we glued various kinds of macaroni all around the edges. Then our teacher spray painted the whole thing with GOLD paint (I know!) and finally, we glued the school picture of our sweaty selves in the middle. It was/is fabulous. 

Fast forward to twenty-(cough-cough!)-some years later and I am still that little kindergartener who loves macaroni and paint projects. This is one reason why I waste spend so much time on Pinterest. I have found some great little gems and had many successes with crafts, recipes and ideas.

Rewind to the beginning of February. My whole family went to visit my sister and her hubs in the Mitten, A.K.A. Michigan. The girls wanted to do a little shopping, so my sister took us to her local Jo-Ann Fabric and I decided to get a bunch of fabric to use for different projects that I have been thinking about making. Plus, my husband was in charge of watching the wee babe which meant I had the rare privilege of using TWO hands AT THE SAME TIME! Needless to say, I went hog wild. At one point, I think I had ten bolts of fabric in my cart. (I widdled it down to six bolts when all was said and done.) I went to the fabric cutting station and rattled off the measurements for each bolt of fabric. The lady at the counter was making small talk with me as she cut my material and asked what I was planning to make. I told her there was a few things I saw on Pinterest that I gave me some ideas for my creations. Then she told me that she NEVER makes anything she pins on Pinterest. After I picked my jaw up off the floor, I asked her if that was true. She said she always pins stuff but never does it and she didn't know many people who did.

Now....I know a lot of people who are not, shall we say, go-getters. But for the love of gold spray painted macaroni - she works in a Jo-Ann Fabrics!!! A mecca for crafters!! She has a surplus of hot glue sticks, beads, and ric-rac at her fingertips and she never tries anything she pins on Pinterest?! Blasphemous! Well, I was so upset, that I left Jo-Ann Fabrics.....

....right after I purchased all my goodies. 

These past few weeks as I worked on my crafts, I kept thinking about that Jo-Ann Fabric lady. I decided that I should probably blog about this, since this is my electronic diary. Therefore I am going to devote the next few posts to my super awesome crafts that I have made and I am going to entitle the posts "In Your Face Fabric Lady!" in case you want to check back in and see how I showed her. And, oh, how I will show her!

Until then, I will leave with this little gem. That's right, it's my ornament I made as a wee kinder. I thought that you too would like to revel in its awesomeness. You're welcome.